Starting The Car

Sardar : What is the name of your car?

Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".

Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.




Arrested For Shopping?

Judge: why are u arrested?

Sardar: for shopping early?

Judge: well, that's not a crime, anyway how early were you shopping?

Sardar: before opening the shop



Lost and Found

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb miley

1st Sardar: chal police ko de k atey hain.

2nd sardar: agar koi bomb raste me phat gia to?

1st sardar: jhoot bol dain gay, ke 1 hi mila tha