Sardar : What is the name of your car?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
Judge: why are u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that's not a crime, anyway how early were you shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop
2 sardaron ko 2 bomb miley
1st Sardar: chal police ko de k atey hain.
2nd sardar: agar koi bomb raste me phat gia to?
1st sardar: jhoot bol dain gay, ke 1 hi mila tha